chase bank strikes again, what is up with these clowns?

So what up with that…

We just shred­ded three offers from Chase bank, most­ly because we don’t want to do busi­ness with jerks that don’t believe in the time hon­ored tra­di­tions of Amer­i­ca.

In so many ways, it is this bank that alleged­ly makes so many cus­tomers angry, what is up with a bank that just alleged­ly does not care?

Why are they act­ing like this? (alleged­ly)